Exhibitionism Enthusiast T-Shirts

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Team Leader

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Privates Beach"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Who are you?

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Black Hole Exhibit

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Edgar Degas

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"I think it would look nicer in red."

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

Flower shows and weed shows.

'I like your enthusiasm!'

"My dream is for this work to be crated and stored, somewhere in Singapore... forever."

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

The moment you realize you forgot your phone.

"If Monet knew Photoshop, it wouldn't look so blurry."