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Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

That shows business confidence.

Go team!

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Privates Beach"

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I love your optimism."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'Normally, I would appreciate your never-say-die-attitude...'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Personal Cheerleader.

Black Hole Exhibit

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"I think it would look nicer in red."

'Right lad, now it's my turn for free expression . . . (I wish!)'

"What if we replace 'What if?' with 'Heck yeah'?"

Life gives you lemons

'Shouldn't we be more positive and also have a plan in place in case things go right?'

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

"Spring and Summer weren't too great, but I plan on having a great Fall."

Blue Sky Thinking.

Americans More Optimistic

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride