Exhibitionist T-Shirts

"I'm sorry I can't do it tonight. The powers off"

Party Animals.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Privates Beach"

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

The Rise of Modern Art

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"It's a great work!"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"Who's the artist?"

Tilted painting

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Black Hole Exhibit

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"I think it would look nicer in red."

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

'Get real Dot Com'

"Too much?"

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

'Notice the fluidity of line and the outstanding potential for asset appreciation.'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

"Harumph! - Grave robbing I'd call it...!"

Cats in an art gallery looking at pictures of mouseholes.