Exhibitor T-Shirts

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

Trade Show Sherpas

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Children's Art Show.

The Rise of Modern Art

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Cats at private view

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Escher exhibition first floor

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Private Viewing

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

In the art gallery

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

Modern Portrait Gallery

"It's a great work!"

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

Artist Retrospective.