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'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

The Rise of Modern Art

"Harumph! - Grave robbing I'd call it...!"

"It's a great work!"

'I don't think there's room for us all.'

New acquisition at the museum of tiny pots.

Party Animals.

The wild rover in 'Ye Olde Museum of Folk.'

' Isn't it great the way the eyes follow you around the room?'

Trade Show Sherpas

'It's not an optical illusion, madame, it just looks that way!'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXV - Dinner time at the Crystal Palace

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Foreign visitors running to catch a bus to the Great Exhibition

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Rodin's Browser

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

The Cremaster Cycle

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.