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Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Party Animals.

Trade Show Sherpas

The Rise of Modern Art

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"It's a great work!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Lowbrow Lolita

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Haunted museum

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Unnatural History Museum

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Planet of the Ants

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.