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Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

"Cat box"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Nun Fight.

Cactus seats.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Beware of the frog"

Large, wrinkly

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Pray for me.'

Egyptian Football

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Fly Artist

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Double Saxophone

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'