Quirky Exhibition Goer Gifts

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

"Cat box"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The americanisation of vulture.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cactus seats.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Nun Fight.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Large, wrinkly

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Beware of the frog"

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

Egyptian Football

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Fly Artist

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Double Saxophone

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.