Playful Exhibitor Gifts

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Trade Show Sherpas

Danth battle?

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

The Sculptor

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Sailor boy

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"More helium."

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Black Hole Exhibit

Pogo Cellist

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

A Man mixing up his sports.

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'