Playful Exhibitor Gifts

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Trade Show Sherpas

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

The Sculptor

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"More helium."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Sailor boy

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Black Hole Exhibit

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Pogo Cellist

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

A Man mixing up his sports.

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."