Playful Pretender Gifts

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'