Playful Competitor Gifts

A Man mixing up his sports.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

I've been banned from the dog-park: when a ball is thrown, I get too competitive, and since I'm a sore loser, I get aggressive...

Danth battle?

"Best of three?"

"Tiddley Wink"

'It's deuce - not your advantage, Mr Klutchem...'

'For goodness sake, let's stop this madness!'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"The neighbor's kids are playing one-on-one."

Egg and spoon race.

Emily started crying. She didn't realise her friends were only pulling her leg.

Space Hopper Rodeo

"It's your turn."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Snail Racing

The Unsportables: Relay

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Skateboard Olympics.

Basketball Players Working Together

"Foul!"

Tug the Toggle

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'