Cheerful Competitor Gifts

Don't shoot the peonies they are doing their best,

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

The Unsportables: Relay

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

The Rivalry Begins

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

' Love and pole vault'

Skateboard Olympics.

Basketball Players Working Together

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Foul!"

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"I'm feeling generous."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Tug the Toggle

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"