Cheerful Competitor Pillows

Don't shoot the peonies they are doing their best,

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

The Unsportables: Relay

Danth battle?

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

The Rivalry Begins

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Skateboard Olympics.

' Love and pole vault'

Basketball Players Working Together

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"I'm feeling generous."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Tug the Toggle

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"Foul!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'