Lighthearted Competitor Pillows

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

The Unsportables: Relay

"Foul!"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Skateboard Olympics.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Basketball Players Working Together

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"I'm feeling generous."

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Tug the Toggle

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"All As. What did you get?"

"Tag, you're it!"

Space Hopper Rodeo

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'