Lighthearted Rival Pillows

Tug the Toggle

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Man...You age great!'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

The Unsportables: Relay

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"I'm feeling generous."

"Foul!"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

On the start position

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'