Lighthearted Rival Gifts

Tug the Toggle

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Man...You age great!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

The Unsportables: Relay

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"I'm feeling generous."

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

"Foul!"

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

Space Hopper Rodeo

On the start position