Light-hearted Competitor Gifts

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

6 Yard Dash with only three competitors.

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Danth battle?

The Unsportables: Relay

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Skateboard Olympics.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

' Love and pole vault'

Basketball Players Working Together

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Foul!"

"I'm feeling generous."

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Tug the Toggle

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

Space Hopper Rodeo

On the start position