Fun-loving Competitor Gifts

Basketball Players Working Together

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"Tag, you're it!"

1012 Fun and Games.

'Next, to Fargo, for the exciting World Championship of Musical Chairs!'

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

"You're getting better."

Lawnmower racing

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Tension filled the tent.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

The Unsportables: Relay

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Workplace Shinanigans

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

"I quit."