Light-hearted Rival Follower Gifts

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Mixed Doubles.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

The Unsportables: Relay

The Rivalry Begins

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

' Love and pole vault'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"I'm feeling generous."

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

Tug the Toggle

"Foul!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

On the start position

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'