Loves A Playful Rivalry Pillows

"I now pronounce you man and wife – you may kiss the winner, Malcolm."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Danth battle?

The Unsportables: Relay

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Strikeout Dog

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"Foul!"

Tug the Toggle

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.