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Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

I want to hold your hand

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'If it weren't for my husband, we'd be the perfect couple.'

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Yankee Stadium.

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Competition within the Physics Department heats up.

"Quick somebody call Linda McMahon!"

"Charles, we've got to talk."

Nuke mouse.

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

Couch Potato Romance - 'I don't give up the remote on the first date.'

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

The bastards have hired a personal trainer!

'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'

Sales Chart

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

"You're determined to win that Turner Prize, aren't you Gavin?"

'Try to be patient - my feelings for you are still downloading.'