Sports Rivalry Buff Pillows

Golfing Boss

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Arch of Triumph Save

Fight on the top

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Lion v Kiwi.

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'