Sports Rivalry Buff Mugs

England And The Ashes

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Tic-tac-toe

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Will that be coach?'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Just being proactive."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Fight on the top

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Arch of Triumph Save

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Kick! Go for it!

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Lion v Kiwi.

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'