Playful Rivalry Buff Mugs

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

I want to hold your hand

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'If it weren't for my husband, we'd be the perfect couple.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

The Puck Stops Here.

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

England And The Ashes

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Yankee Stadium.

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

"Charles, we've got to talk."

Nuke mouse.

"Quick somebody call Linda McMahon!"

Competition within the Physics Department heats up.

Couch Potato Romance - 'I don't give up the remote on the first date.'

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

I know you are, but what am I? Huh? Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. I'm ready for the return of school. My mom says you're just jealous.

You throw poop like a girl.

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

'Try to be patient - my feelings for you are still downloading.'

"You're determined to win that Turner Prize, aren't you Gavin?"

The bastards have hired a personal trainer!

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

Sales Chart

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

Before TV Reality Shows: 'Don't worry, it's not real blood...just ketchup.' 'And they're not eating raw sheep brain. It's just a green jello mold.'

"No, Simon, X is not that special something that Simon Cowell is looking for!"