University Rivalry Buff Mugs

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Always with the String Theory."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'You have failed on all counts...'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"I love college."

Med School Mascots.

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

Pardon me, I think you dropped this. Ivy League Football Is Different.

Yankee Stadium.

England And The Ashes

'Can we have a starter for ten, please?'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Harvard Waiting List

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

Competition within the Physics Department heats up.

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

"You're determined to win that Turner Prize, aren't you Gavin?"

Sales Chart

The bastards have hired a personal trainer!

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

Guillaume Bude

Report on Plagiarism - 'You've copied all this off the internet...'

'Stay away from Birkmayer. He's developed a dumbing down spray.'

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"

'We'd be far better off with a flyweight,'

Boy asking a servent whether her father went to oxford or cambridge

'In your wildest dreams!'

Race