University Buffs Mugs

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

"Always with the String Theory."

Pearly King and Queen

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Can't Touch This

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Kultural K9's.

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

A school of fish.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Richard the Turd

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'