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Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Can't Touch This

Pearly King and Queen

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Always with the String Theory."

The High Line at Giza

Picasso: The Early Years

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Kultural K9's.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'I'm an atheist!'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

A school of fish.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

TV and cleaner

Richard the Turd

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'