Uk University Buff Pillows

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Always with the String Theory."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Midsummer Night's Dream

'At least I don't have his life.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

A school of fish.

I Pagliacci

Situation Tragedy.

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Doggy conductor

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Grandfather Clock