Uk University Buff Prints

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Always with the String Theory."

Piano Keyboard

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Knickerless Cage.

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Midsummer Night's Dream

'At least I don't have his life.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

A school of fish.

Situation Tragedy.

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

I Pagliacci

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.