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Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Always with the String Theory."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'You have failed on all counts...'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"I love college."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

Yankee Stadium.

Competition within the Physics Department heats up.

'Can we have a starter for ten, please?'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

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The bastards have hired a personal trainer!

Guillaume Bude

"You're determined to win that Turner Prize, aren't you Gavin?"

Report on Plagiarism - 'You've copied all this off the internet...'

'Stay away from Birkmayer. He's developed a dumbing down spray.'

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"

'We'd be far better off with a flyweight,'

'In your wildest dreams!'

Boy asking a servent whether her father went to oxford or cambridge

Race

'Would you like an energy drink?'