Sports Rivalry Aficionado Pillows

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Tic-tac-toe

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"Just being proactive."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Football.

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"