Sports Rivalry Aficionados Pillows

"What do you think the Aussies learnt from their listening device placed in our hotel?"

"It's embarrassing to have a head of state who barracks for the England cricket team."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"Skate or die."

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

A skier and a paraglider

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I hate snowboarders!'

The pop-up book of fighters

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Lion v Kiwi.

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"Pistols at dawn?"

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

England And The Ashes

David Anderson vs. Goliath

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."