Sports Rivalry Aficionados Gifts

"What do you think the Aussies learnt from their listening device placed in our hotel?"

"It's embarrassing to have a head of state who barracks for the England cricket team."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"Skate or die."

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

A skier and a paraglider

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Fight on the top

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

The pop-up book of fighters

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Lion v Kiwi.

"Pistols at dawn?"

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.