Sports Rivalry Enthusiasts Gifts

Spectators at a coliseum

"After fourteen straight draws it seemed like the only decent way to settle who was the best."

I like the Jets...I guess

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Tic-tac-toe

COWS: Cow Pong

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

David and Goliath.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Fight on the top

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'