Football Rivalry Enthusiast Pillows

Ferguson winds up Wenger

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Punt Cake

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Bears

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Egyptian Football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Tic-tac-toe

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Big Football

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Red State Football

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Fight on the top

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

Penalty

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Edinson Cavani

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"Keep your shape at the back...."