Football Rivalry Enthusiast Mugs

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Punt Cake

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Tic-tac-toe

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Egyptian Football

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Big Football

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Fight on the top

'I hate snowboarders!'

"Keep your shape at the back...."

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

End of football season - UK

Penalty

Edinson Cavani

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..