Tv Sports Buff Pillows

"Do I belive in ESP...I thought you siad ESPN."

"Joey, I've noticed...every time there's a big football game on TV...you have to 'take your aunt to the doctor.'"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Bowled over again!

Golfing Boss

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Putting Practice.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Arch of Triumph Save

Kick! Go for it!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

The Puck Stops Here.

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

Football Fan.

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

Tennis confuses me. How can you be a loser when you endlessly have love?

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

The Sports Fanatic

'What's he on?'

"Is that my skirt?!!"