Tv Sports Buff Pillows

"Joey, I've noticed...every time there's a big football game on TV...you have to 'take your aunt to the doctor.'"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Golfing Boss

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Putting Practice.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Arch of Triumph Save

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

Football Fan.

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'What's he on?'

The Sports Fanatic

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Influences.

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'