Tv Sports Geek Pillows

Football Fan.

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Early Colour TV

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Deregulated Baseball

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Arch of Triumph Save

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Kick! Go for it!

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

Bungee jumping with your PC.

'What's he on?'

Tennis confuses me. How can you be a loser when you endlessly have love?

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"