Sports Nerd Pillows

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Golfing Boss

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

WiFi Signals

Funky Facts: Football.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Corporate Greed.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'That damn racial scandal.'

We can't hear you! We can't see you! We can't hear you!

"D'you have any porn porn?"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Deregulated Baseball

'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'

"This is not good at all!"

Arch of Triumph Save

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Self made dictator Putin

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

Mitch McConnell