Sports Buffs Pillows

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

"Good game."

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Golfing Boss

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Football Chameleon

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Saving a Heart

Gary turns 40.

Ratminton

"Let's get ready to bumble!"