Unconventional Sports Buff Pillows

The Sports Fanatic

Golfing Boss

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Ski Surfing

Arch of Triumph Save

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'What's he on?'