Sports Industry Buff Pillows

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

Golfing Boss

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Arch of Triumph Save

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Sports Lawyers

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

The Sports Fanatic

'What's he on?'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

Influences.

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

End of career sale.