Sports Industry Buff Gifts

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

Bowled over again!

Golfing Boss

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

The Hockey World

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Arch of Triumph Save

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Kick! Go for it!

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

The Puck Stops Here.

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

Sports Lawyers

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

England And The Ashes

'What's he on?'

The Sports Fanatic

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

Influences.

End of career sale.

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'