Sports Culture Buff Gifts

'Can I be in goal?'

Golfing Boss

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Arch of Triumph Save

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

'What's he on?'

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.