Sports Culture Buff Prints

'Can I be in goal?'

Dylan Hartley.

Bowled over again!

Golfing Boss

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Football heads...

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Will that be coach?'

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

Punishment for the kicker.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

Arch of Triumph Save

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Kick! Go for it!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

The Puck Stops Here.

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"