Sports Comedy Buff Gifts

'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Sloth 10K.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

The Hockey World

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Small country advertisng at the Olympics