Sports Humor Buff Gifts

'...and once again we have interruption of play caused by movement behind the bowler's arm.'

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

The Hockey World

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Cat and mouse.

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Here we go again...'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Pole Vault Rules

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The best goalie in the world!

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'