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No eye in team.

Short basketball player pulls down the shorts of the tall basketball player to prevent him scoring

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Pole Vault Rules

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Here we go again...'

The best goalie in the world!

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Football heads...

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Punishment for the kicker.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat