Sports Management Buff Gifts

The Hockey World

The MBA Draft

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Go team!

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

The Other Cooperstown

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"I love fast break business success."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'