Sports Managers Gifts

'Rule #5, all players will be issued a cup to spit in.'

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

The MBA Draft

Go team!

"I hate performance review season."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Kenny Dalglish

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

The Hockey World

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Carlo Ancelotti

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

Jose Mourinho

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'